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Milk Drinkers are turning to powder Iraqi Head seeks arms Safety experts say school bus passengers should be belted Quarter of a million Chinese live on water Queen Mary having bottom scraped Is there a ring of debris around Uranus? Prostitutes appeal to Pope Panda mating fails - Veterinarian takes over Dr Ruth to talk about sex with newspaper editors Organ Festival ends in smashing climax Eye drops off shelf Squad helps dog bite victim Value of bathrooms to sink |
Dealers will hear car talk at noon Miners refuse to work after death 2 sisters reunite after 18 years at checkout counter War dims hope for peace Drunk Drivers paid £1000 in 1984 Cars killing 110 a day - let's resolve to do better If strike isn't settled quickly it may last a while Cold wave linked to temperatures Something went wrong in jet crash, experts say Grandmother of eight makes hole in one Police begin campaign to run down jaywalkers 2 convicts evade noose, jury hung William Kelly was fed secretary
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